Readers Comments (9)

1. Eric_Putkonen says:

   April 9, 2011 at 1:59 am

   I would not change a thing.

   Furthermore, we are God…the world is the way it is because we want it this way.

   If we really wanted it differently, it would change.

   ~ Eric Putkonen

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2. ray says:

   April 9, 2011 at 2:50 am

   the first problem i would solve is why isnt jessica alba and jessica beil with me i selfish like that

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3. barefoot_yank says:

   April 9, 2011 at 3:20 am

   I would sit everyone down and settle it once and for all. I’d tell them, “I’m not real folks! It’s a BOOK! Get it??? It’s just a BOOK!!!” Then I’d go away and have a margarita.

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4. Maus says:

   April 9, 2011 at 3:30 am

   If I became “God”, I’ll probably understand why these “issues” haven’t been solved yet. And because I’ll understand, I probably won’t solve them either. If they were ever meant to be solved then they have to have been solved by now. And of course you can’t “design” a perfect human world, it has to come by itself. Of course no one will be happy even though it’s “perfect”.

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5. Yogi says:

   April 9, 2011 at 4:22 am

   i would take form on earth. and by my own hand and mind write holy text’s that man would find himself incapable of changeing, or re-writeing without exact wording.

   then i would lay down laws of peacful religion. and make it clear to people what is right and wrong.

   men will fight wars and do horrible things. but would find themselves unable to ust the mane of ME(god) to do these acts. the faithful would be given insight as to whom a charlitan was and would find that they would be able to see a deciever amongst their ranks.

   the first law would be

   KEEP YOUR MONEY. i dont need it. and my priest’s do not need to be rich.

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6. spiderhedron says:

   April 9, 2011 at 4:48 am

   I think if I had godlike powers for a day I would go off somewhere and hide. Make myself go into a dreamless sleep state for the duration.

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7. broiler1181 says:

   April 9, 2011 at 4:51 am

   If I was a God for a day then I would immediately make one day in god terms equal to a million erth years and put myself back on earth to live and stay, There i would be a healer of environment , and people. I would allow peopel a choice of living in peace and harmony or war and poverty, me being god would be able to know what everyones votes were and then shall it be, god broiler all hail god broiler

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8. EverMom says:

   April 9, 2011 at 5:01 am

   I think I’d call for a free-will time out for the day. Everybody would have to act like puppets on a string. Then perhaps the truth would begin to sink in

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9. emucompboy says:

   April 9, 2011 at 5:16 am

   a) First, I’d make myself readily apparent, thus ending Atheism and worship of “false gods.”
   b) I’d tell people whether or not I’d sent a Messiah, and whether or not it was Jesus of Nazareth born in Bethlehem, thus ending the questions between Christianity and Judaism.
   c) I’d tell people whether or not Mohammed was my prophet, thus ending the questions between Islam and everyone else. If Mohammed was my prophet, I’d further throw in in favor of the Shi-ites or the Sunnis.

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