Bigfoot want to know why God and Satan want?

By paranominal
Published: September 4, 2009

Tagged with: Addiction, Bigfoot, Feelings, God, satan

  1. Leslie H says:

    God not want Bigfoots’ soul. God only want love from Bigfoot, and for Bigfoot to do what God say. God won’t say Bigfoot to do bad things, only good things. Satan want Bigfoot to do bad things. Bigfoot should not listen to Satan. Satan is addicted to hurt. God not addicted. Nice Bigfoot…

  2. Allie B says:

    you are an idiot.

  3. vina31 says:

    souls are bodies. Cant sleep without them or eat.

  4. tammy b says:

    Fuzzy Bigfoot not a bear
    Fuzzy Bigfoot lot of hair…

    Don’t worry so much Bigfoot. God and Satan are man made myths just like y….uh…

  5. coatofskin says:

    I thought bigfoots(feet?) exist in another dimension?

  6. short and to the point says:

    God wants goodness
    God wants light
    God wants mayhem
    God wants a clean fight
    God wants peace
    God wants war
    God wants famine
    God wants chain stores
    God wants sedition
    God wants sex
    God wants freedom
    God wants semtex
    God wants borders
    God wants crap
    God wants rainfall
    And God wants wetbacks
    God wants voodoo
    God wants shrines
    God wants law
    God wants organised crime
    God wants crusade
    God wants jihad
    God wants good
    God wants bad
    God wants dollars
    God wants cents
    God wants pounds shillings and pence
    God wants guilders
    God wants Kroner
    God wants Swiss francs
    God wants French francs
    Oui il veut des francs francais
    God wants escudos
    God wants pesetas
    Don’t send lira
    God don’t want small potatoes
    God wants small towns
    God wants pain
    God wants clean up rock campaigns
    God wants windows
    God wants solutions
    God wants TV
    God wants contributions
    God wants silver
    God wants gold
    God wants his secret
    Never to be told
    God wants gigolos
    God wants giraffes
    God wants politics
    God wants a good laugh
    God wants friendship
    God wants fame
    God wants credit
    God wants blame
    God wants poverty
    God wants wealth
    God wants insurance
    God wants to cover himself

  7. Kiss My Grits says:

    Hi Bigfoot you big sweet loveable myth you

  8. whyskyhigh says:

    satan has no want

  9. Dizzy says:

    U R funny.

    Satan got the big head and thought he was greater than God. God say, ‘no you are not’ and there was big fight in sky. Angels took sides. Some say, hmmm, I think Satan might win, so they follow him. More say, I know God’s gonna win, so they follow Him. Then there were some souls that were in heaven (neither God nor angel), who didn’t know which way to go, so God fixed up a place where they could take their time and decide, and made a plan so there wouldn’t be any boo-boos. So here we are. Bigfeet and all.