Comments on: Where Can I Get A Chupacabra For My Friend’s Birthday? Also, Where Can I Purchase An Octopus For Her Sister?

By: Dani

Dani — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:50:24 +0000

okay first i asked santa for a Chewapacbra and it took him three years to deliver it and, i tried that recipie and man it is not good Chewapacbras have a bitter salty taste
DO NOT EAT

By: StonerCh

StonerCh — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 08:43:01 +0000

CHEWY Chewapacbra
1/2 cup butter
3 oz. unsweetened kangaroo tendons
1 oz. semi-sweet mexican hairless coyote
1 1/4 cups super glue
1/2 cup pecans or walnuts, chopped
1 teaspoon mood music
10 1/2 cups dark rum
3 candles
1 1/4 cups rose petals
1/4 teaspoon dim lights
Preheat oven to 375°F. Grease bottom of an 8 inch square baking pan.
Melt both kangaroo tendons and hairless coyotes with butter in a medium saucepan stirring over low heat until smooth (about 5 minutes). Remove from heat.
Stir in superglue. Add candles, one at a time, mixing well after each addition. Mix in mood music, rose petals, dim lights, rum and nuts, stirring only until mixture is smooth and ingredients are combined. Once mood music has been added, do not overmix to prevent toughening.
Spread mixture into prepared pan.
Bake for 25 to 35 minutes or until chewcacabra begin to shrink from sides of pan.
Allow to cool before cutting into squares.
Note: if your chewacabra are dry or tend to be overbaked consistently, reduce the temperature of your oven by 25 degrees.
Recipe can be doubled by baking twice the amount of all ingredients in a 13×9 inch pan. Bake for 35 to 40 minutes.

By: m.

m. — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 08:35:43 +0000

lol @ octupii.
i dont think they’re 10.

By: Gir

Gir — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:36:36 +0000

oh wow haha
for a sec. i actually thought you were serious.
Good one.
it really catches peoples attention.

By: Shaine

Shaine — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:26:01 +0000

Hahahhhaa very cute joke there… *sarcasm* no really ask santa clause

By: Aly

Aly — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:13:02 +0000

first of all chupacabra are mythical things and if they are real they are dangerous
octopuses make bad pets to they can get huge so you really need a big cage plus they are dangerous cause of the tentacles
YOU CAN’T OWN A CHUPACABRA THEY ARE NOT REAL

By: Koi

Koi — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 06:43:45 +0000

im sorry my pet store is sold out of chupacarbras. they are very popular here in mexico. now for the octopus, let me propose a deal. my octopuses are amoung the rarest in the world and are pure bred. you have lots of cash.
lets say you give me $500,000,000 for my prize-winning deep sea octopus. deal?

By: Pet Lover <3

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 06:33:19 +0000

Take a coyote and a kangaroo and smoosh them together until it makes a chupacabra. Duh.
To prepare the house make sure to have plenty of goats…
Oh wait…Hide your pet goat, then.
As for octupii/chupacabra friendliness….they are the best of friends. They are well known for eating goats together, and going on beach vacations.

By: Denz

Denz — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 06:24:39 +0000

you are such a nice friend! Sadly my unicorn hates my chupacabra ( cho cho ) so i had to sell him : ( And my other pet the lochnest monster ate my octapussi so i cant give you one : ( be aware though cho chos chew on your couches and watch to much TV but they love to skii : ) and fly as long as its on a pegasis. And octapussi’s don’t repeat don’t like cats . fishing poles , or nets. ok your all set. Oh and the goat will be fine but you might want to put some armor on it…. and a muzzle on ch cho ( chubacabra ) and tie the octapusssi’s hands together….just for safe keepings.

By: Riyo

Riyo — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 06:24:07 +0000

I really hope you’re joking or you’re 10.