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Q: What do blondes and turtles have in common?
A: When they are on their backs they are screwed.
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If I remember correctly, there was a macromedia shockwave game back in 1999 or 2000 where you were an UFO controlled by your mouse and you tried to abduct cows while avoiding cops shooting at you. This game was on www.shockwave.com if I remember but I can’t find it there anymore. Anyone happen to know [...]
MegMegatron: Is that new Killers song about alien abduction? Weird.
2010-02-13 00:42:14 · Reply · View
MedinaTruther: @razschafer be careful on the ranch not as safe as #momsbasement the cows increase risk of abduction due to alien animal testing.
2010-02-13 00:31:23 · Reply · View
MIKE4765: Check this video out — Alien abduction http://youtu.be/RUki-07sp2E
2010-02-12 21:43:57 · Reply · View
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crissywoods: @valkayyy haha! See alien abduction insurance is real i told everyone!
2010-01-19 03:31:38 · Reply · View
S1Genocide: Battle for Terra was good, Men Who Stare at Goats was good, The Fourth Kind terrible, horrible, movie and I like Alien Abduction movies.
2010-01-18 23:09:33 · Reply · View
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BBC News
Typhoid Mary and other curiosities in Irish biographyBBC NewsBecause of the importance of cows in Irish agriculture, their vulnerability to witchcraft was feared: it was believed that malevolent 'butterwitches' could …Typhoid Mary: America's bogeywoman makes new dictionary of Irish biographiesBelfast Telegraphall 3 news articles »
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I am looking for an online game that is a farm and you can buy crop circles and trade with the aliens for certain objects. You can take your crops to town and sell them, and upgrade your cows, chickens and horses. Please help me find this game… I cant remember where I [...]
PAIRANORMALGUYS: Alien abduction expert Dr david Jacobs is live onPAIR A NORMAL GUYS INC RADIO 10 pm est http://tobtr.com/s/687209 or call (347) 237-4571
2009-11-28 02:46:12 · Reply · View
china90: @debbiecakez18 its about alien abduction
2009-11-28 02:23:21 · Reply · View
familyrice: Please limit use to important info only (IE in the hospital, just got engage, car wrecked, [...]
dubaira: Why We Need Dracula Bigfoot and Nessie http://cinegirlz.com/u/e29
2009-11-20 02:46:17 · Reply · View
boogieburger: @edeckers And we heard Bigfoot’s on that farm too. Too scared. Stickin with the cows for now.
2009-11-20 02:36:12 · Reply · View
tonydiecidue: why are ufo & bigfoot sightings ALWAYS blurry? http://www.bigfootencounters.com/files/snowwalker.rm
2009-11-20 02:26:37 · Reply · View
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Slippery Brick
Alien Abduction Lamp releasedSlippery BrickThis lamp has been a long time coming and we've been waiting patiently for our chance to see cows in mid-abduction. It has finally gone from prototype to …Ten Classic Alien AbductionsNewsaramaAlien Abduction Lamp ready to serve manDVICEalien abduction lamp: the aliens have finally landed!Technabob (blog)io9all 5 news articles »
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