Chemtrails Kill Santa
The Spoof (satire)
Santa and his reindeer ran into a nasty patch of chemtrails last year,and the results were fatal. All the reindeer have already followed Santa to the grave. Chemtrails are those wicked stripes in the sky that no one is supposed to notice or talk about. …

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I'm With Stupid: A Perfectly Petrifying Prefix for Flakes and Nuts
Huffington Post (satire)
Just like crop circles, mysterious but unmistakable, the signs are out there, and they all point to bad things for yours truly. I will be going this weekend to a pumpkin patch and corn maze in New Castle, Colo., and I'm worried that I may never emerge …

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Bread from crop circle wheat fields 'sending people mental' – report
The Spoof (satire)
Shoppers' symptoms are particularly rife in Southern England counties which hosted nearly 80% of the year's crop circles – including the world-famous ganja pipe-smoking PMT alien near Stonehenge. This week a new study of underground rivulets flowing …

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Grim Reaper Harvest Moon over Manhattan
The Spoof (satire)
"Stands to reason," one Fifth Avenue blogger related, "the Harvest Moon's probably responsible for seeding the following season's mystery crop circles." Others maintain an outline of the Pentagon crash plane that killed 64 is highly visible on the …

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Bong-shaped UFO over Winehouse pad on night of her RIP – reports
The Spoof (satire)
And the UFO was probably reacting to a homing device Winehouse kept inside her bouffant beehive up-do. "It was only a matter of time before the signal was picked up," he told the New Camden Mercury, "but Amy may already have been dead before her space …

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Independence Day crop circle sprouts on Holyrood Palace lawn
The Spoof (satire)
Edinburgh – A Stars and Stripes crop circle composed entirely of the reviled Christmas Day brassicas has sprung up outside the Queen's bedroom window in Scotland. Its appearance on Holyrood Palace's lush turds – er…turves! – came within minutes of a …

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Daily Bhaskar

California 'Summer Triangle' UFO warns of solar eclipse tremors
The Spoof (satire)
Oakland, Ca – A California UFO may be trying to make contact to warn about a predicted massive earthquake around June 1st's Gemini solar eclipse. The three-pronged aerial light formation, mimicking the geometry of the Summer Triangle asterism, …
Is this a squadron of UFOs flying over California?Daily Mail
VIDEO: Triangle UFO in Oakland, CAOpen Minds UFO News
Oakland UFO Video: Strange Lights over OaktownNowPublic
Zee News
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Flying Saucers Spotted Making Chemtrails Over New York City
The Spoof (satire)
The flying saucers were very busy, lacing the clear blue skies with dozens of chemtrails. The flying saucers made a big 'X' over the United Nations building, and then vanished. No one knows what they were doing, but NASA is investigating. …

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Bigfoot Activity Heightened During Solar Flare Event
Glossy News (satire)
“While we are not experts in cryptozoology and are merely amateur astronomers, it does appear that from what we've read, there is a direct correlation between the brighter moon and the uptick in Bigfoot sightings,” said Henry Marks, a retired science …

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Snowdrop crop circle marks Queen Boudica's grave
The Spoof (satire)
Wilts – (Slay Lines): A 500 ft snowdrop crop circle has sprung up in a Devizes rapeseed field, believed by many to conceal Queen's Boudica's tomb. …

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