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Try starting your speech with a story about an abduction,you know something like:it was late july and we were coming home from a weekend outing late in the night ,so on and so on,you get the picture.There was an abduction story of a kentucky couple in the 50s or 60s,I can’t remember their names though,but it was one of the first recorded incidents on abductions.Good luck with your speech.
Alien Abuduction sounds crazy, not even real. (create a history about aliend abductions, I reccomend bermuda triangle)
But today I am gonna talk about alien abduction on 3 points
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explain them
start out by confronting something you don
t want to say, and dealing with it, ex: today we’re going to talk abotu alien abductions. now many o f you may think they don’t exist, BUT, over 50 percent of americans do, so ….and on into your speach
“OK I am now going to show you just where they stuck the probe !
JUST JOKING !
Many people ………………… and so on ”
Start with a laugh and get the anal probe thing out of the way
I was abducted by aliens! Illegal too. Held me for ransom in Mexicali. FBI thought they were Mexicans but they turned out to be Colombianos. Family hired some formed Navy seals to rescue me after a nephew that is with homeland security used his contacts with the Mexican government to locate me. Mexican federals don’t like others intruding into their exclusive business so they were very cooperative. The “fees” paid to the federals, the cost of the ex-seals, transportation and expenses were more than the ransom. The added expense were well worth it just to see the kidnappers faces when their hoods were pulled off and they were in an El Centro homeland Security office. They were all sent to Getmo but mysteriously disappears on the was there. They are presumed to have been lost at sea. I was assured by the ex-Seals Commander that they will be of no Future threat to me or my family.God Bless them all, the rescuers not the kidnappers. Colombianos can rot in hell. Now I just glad to be home.