Alien Abduction Survival Techniques !
By paranominal
Published: February 8, 2010
Tagged with: Abducted, Alien Abduction, Moon, Scary Monster, Survival Techniques, U.F.O. Sightings, Www Paypal
Tagged with: Abducted, Alien Abduction, Moon, Scary Monster, Survival Techniques, U.F.O. Sightings, Www Paypal
@allusernamestaken12 —– You were very lucky to have that spork… Remember that eyeballs have lots of protein so if possible, stab their eyes and eat them. Have a nice day!
When i was abducted i luckily had a secret weapon on my person. A SPORK. Yes the technology intrigued the extra terrestrials and as they observed it i stabbed them all in the face with a backup spork then fled.