I need a spell from a Witch or a prayer from a Christian please, can you help me?
By paranominal
Published: May 22, 2009
Tagged with: Christian Help, Christian People, Clean House, Desired Effect, Feet, Horrible Mess, Illusion, Line Dancing, magic", Miracle, Prayer, Prayers, Taco Bell, witch
Just call your local mental health clinic and have them give you a list of all the compulsive-obsessives in your neighborhood, invite them over first, and they'll do all the cleaning for free . . . your house'll shine like a new penny!
The only spell I know involves line dancing – sorry about your luck.
Very fun!
A made service?
(lol)
Guess you couldn't afford an education, either?
Sure and while I'm at it I'll turn your worst enemy into a frog.
Wiccans don't do that sort of stuff. You've been watching too many episodes of Bewitched.
try calling a friend over to help you out in yur time of need and ill pray for you
How about a prayer that the company you have coming over will understand your predicament and turn a blind eye to it?
maybe Pinky could help
she is majick
AND Christian too, at least on a good day
maybe she could do a Miracle for you
If the people coming over to your house are so particular that they can't be sympathetic to a person with two broken feet—well, why in the world would you invite them over to begin with?
Make them some grilled cheese sandwiches and chocolate milk. If they don't like it, they're not the kind of people you want to invite back, anyway.
That's just funny.
I don't know that God does house cleaning.
) Because I would have asked him along time ago to come over and help me while I was pregnant and didn't feel good enough to clean my house. I am sorry I am trying to make light of this. But honestly, try asking a neighbor or relative to help you out. Sorry about your feet. 
Try Psalms 37 & 51….
All the christians have is a book of mythology. Don't expect any help from them….
Hire a maid. Much more effective.
Pick your feet up quick. That tsunami I sent should be there soon. I hope you have time for your house to dry!
Sorry hon, if I knew of a cleaning spell I'd be using it ALL the time!!!
)o( Blessed Be!
sorry about your line dancing accident; will you be dancing in the line in the future; after you heal?I know a girl who knows a few spells; but i;ll need a frogs ear; a feather of a crow; and some peanut shells.She;ll do the magic; but i hope the one spell of the cleaning does not turn into the house disappearing all the way; we;ll do what we can,.,. Shelly
Sorry about yore citified feet ,sonny!
Things to avoid:
Some people break both feet by continuously puttin' them in their mouth, so avoid doin' that..
Lines dancers suffer foot injuries by clapping their feet together when everyone else are clappin' their hands..gotta stay with the group..do what they do.
Things to help:
Fill a glass half full, and keep reminding yourself that the glass is half full….
Learn to walk on your hands so you can catch-up on yore chores!
Screw them, serve large quantities of the Pan Galactic gargle blaster, their brains will be smashed up by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick. That'll get them all cozy.
Well, l have this friend that once also had company and made miracles with a bit of fish and bread. Let me get his number and I'll get back to you.